Belongs in a Sitcom

I know I couldn't ever write a sitcom, but I'm sure that if someone were to follow me around for a month they'd have enough material for one...

There are apartments above the store. Over the last few months I've learned that the gentleman occupying the apartment directly above the store's name is Mr. Bird. His friends get his attention (when his window is open) by standing on the sidewalk making bird calls.

I almost wish that I was making this up... the 20 minutes of listening to bird calling today has been annoying.